Bauer Elementary School issued the following announcement on Mar 4.
Lunch with the Principal
Sharks beware!!! This young man is coming for your teeth once Spring Break hits. He's excited to catch shark teeth and shells and anything else the ocean might have to offer. We decided that while somebody could steal the moon and end the tides, nobody would want tides to end so the moon is safe for now.
Original source can be found here.
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